Well, for those of you that couldn't make it (all one of you... Aaron), Nathan's birthday extravaganza was a blast. Everyone seemed to have a great time, I was still up sipping on some gin at three in the morning, and boobies were displayed. For me, those three things really do spell G-R-E-A-T E-V-E-N-I-N-G.

The trivia crawl begins tonight, so everyone hold on to your hats. Aside from the obvious joy that the crawl brings, the opening night after party at Don's house is always fantastic, hopefully everyone can make it (that sounds like something from the Cory's Comments/Nanny Schimfessel era Clay City Times).

I guess that's all that I have to say at the time. So, goodbye, for now (yet another Cory's Comments joke... I'm on a roll).

Cory.

I've decided to include a picture of Tom Cruise, not for any particular reason, just because he sucks and I think this picture is hillarious.