Internet website (and my personal favorite) Fark.com has made an offer to purchase Lenin's body from the Russian Government. You may recall that recently the Ruskies were debating exactly what to do with the body of their former leader in this modern, post Cold War environment... well thank God that Drew Curtis was there.

Of course, not all of of those in Moscow approve of the notion. When Russian website Pradvda.ru asked how Curtis would feel if they attempted to purchase the body of George Washington, Curtis explained that he didn't see how it was possible, but would work on a trade for the body of Abe Vidgoda.

"Last I heard, Abe was still insisting he was alive but I think that's just an Internet rumor," said Curtis.