Apparently the folks at the Westboro Baptist Church are still mad at us. But can you blame them? I mean dealing with such a superstud as Joe Martin may have left the women weak-kneed and the men questioning what it means to be a man.

Keeping our agreement with the dishonorable Sheriff Joe Martin, we met with him and his fellows at the prearranged location. It become immediately clear that (a) he had spent more time embroidering his name on his shirt, coiffing his dwindling hair, and splashing smelly toilet water on himself, than preparing his jurisdiction for this event; and (b) he was no kind of man of his word.