NEWSFLASH!!

Just recieved a news tip from the grapevine. Tune in to WLEX-18 tonight for yet another Powell County update. Apparently a woman (name withheld) living in the Cane Creek region of the county has requested that the local animal control officer assist her in getting rid of a few cats... 34 to be exact. Allegedly she has around 60-70 running around the house, but she just wants rid of "the inbred ones."

As if that wasn't bad enough, she has taken to using the entire floor as a litterbox. Instead of using a standard box, or in this case boxes, she just began pouring cat litter on the floor. "The damn stink in there 'bout knocked me down." The final twist in this story is, quite possibly, my favorite. The cats have been known to make a break for it, so to keep them inside, where they belong, this Cane Creekian has covered her windows, doors, and all other possible escape points with chicken wire.

Someone tipped off the news, and as usual they're here. I know this woman, if they interview her it'll be one of the most stunning things you'll see today... watch for the mustache.