I hereby call for Pat Robertson's assassination. We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. Face it folks, we don't need another 200 billion dollar war to get rid of one, strong arm leader of a radical, religous fringe. Robertson's agenda serves as a launchpad for religious extremism and endangers each and every American and must be stopped by any means necessary.

The man's out to lunch, and has been for years, even once threatening to bomb the state department. He thinks we're out to get him, so why not prove him right? I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead, it's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war.

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