First of all, let's all wish a happy birthday to Wendy Walker!! She's now officially old and doesn't have one single birthday to look forward to. Really Wendy, after this one you're just thinking about retirement and Social Security.
May I suggest taking up knitting? And since you're not yet married you may want to start buying up cats now. After all, what's "that crazy old lady down the street" without her loyal army of cats? So there you go, happy 21st birthday Wendy!
Speaking of crazy people, what the hell is up with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin? In case you didn't hear, this nutcase has declared that he will rebuild New Orleans in the way that it was intended... a chocolate city. Of course, this came as news to both Parliament and Funkadelic who established their own Chocolate City in 1975.
Both George Clinton and Bootsy Collins were unavailable for comment, however we were lucky enough to snag an interview with the guy that dances around in the diaper.
Blogjammin: Do you feel that Mayor Nagin may be trying to mimic your own hometown, and if so, could New Orleans become a threat to the tourist dollars that regularly pour into CC?
Diaper Guy: There's a lot of chocolate cities around. We've got Newark, we've got Gary, somebody told me we got L.A. and we're working on Atlanta, but you're the capital CC!
BJ: Of course, of course. So, you're comfortable with New Orleans calling itself Chocolate City as well, then?
DG: They say your jivin' game, it can't be changed. But on the positive side, you're my piece of the rock and I love you CC!
BJ: Excellent. Would you care to close with any parting words to our readers regarding racism in and around America's Chocolate Cities?
DG: Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a mule, but we did get you CC, heh, yeah! Gainin on ya! Movin in and around ya! God bless CC and it's Vanilla Suburbs.
... and god bless you P-Funk, comin' all the way from the Vanilla Suburbs, yo.
May I suggest taking up knitting? And since you're not yet married you may want to start buying up cats now. After all, what's "that crazy old lady down the street" without her loyal army of cats? So there you go, happy 21st birthday Wendy!
Speaking of crazy people, what the hell is up with New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin? In case you didn't hear, this nutcase has declared that he will rebuild New Orleans in the way that it was intended... a chocolate city. Of course, this came as news to both Parliament and Funkadelic who established their own Chocolate City in 1975.
Both George Clinton and Bootsy Collins were unavailable for comment, however we were lucky enough to snag an interview with the guy that dances around in the diaper.
Blogjammin: Do you feel that Mayor Nagin may be trying to mimic your own hometown, and if so, could New Orleans become a threat to the tourist dollars that regularly pour into CC?
Diaper Guy: There's a lot of chocolate cities around. We've got Newark, we've got Gary, somebody told me we got L.A. and we're working on Atlanta, but you're the capital CC!
BJ: Of course, of course. So, you're comfortable with New Orleans calling itself Chocolate City as well, then?
DG: They say your jivin' game, it can't be changed. But on the positive side, you're my piece of the rock and I love you CC!
BJ: Excellent. Would you care to close with any parting words to our readers regarding racism in and around America's Chocolate Cities?
DG: Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a mule, but we did get you CC, heh, yeah! Gainin on ya! Movin in and around ya! God bless CC and it's Vanilla Suburbs.
... and god bless you P-Funk, comin' all the way from the Vanilla Suburbs, yo.
posted by Cory | 11:26 AM
4 Comments:
That's a pretty gangsta photo of our dear Wendy.
That's EXACTLY what I said. Which is why I couldn't help but use it. She looks like the lost white girl member of NWA.
Hey, didn't she move to Florida? By-the-way, I was just about to go to the humane society and get a couple of cats. I've since changed my mind after reading your post.
HA HA HA! Two Wendies in a race to see who can be the craziest cat lady!
She actually moved to Phoenix, I saw her gangsta-ass over Christmas.
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