I don't know about you guys, but I sleep a little easier every night knowing that my government knows what's best for me. For example, charity and goodwill are only allowed to come from America-friendly (or more importantly, Bush friendly) nations. And, it's nice to know that despite the ever growing problem of global warming (anyone still trying to pretend that it's not happening is officially being moved into the "retarded" section), foreign oil dependency and ever-shrinking supplies of fossil fuels our government will still find a way to screw you over if you drive a hybrid vehicle.

Each day I draw closer to surrendering my sword to the idiots that stand on the doorstep.