Ok, first let me admit that I have stolen this directly from the good people at SomethingAwful.com. Normally I'd just let it be, but I decided that it was too good not to share.

If The Family Circus is a little too racy for your tastes then you may very well enjoy Umbert the Unborn! I'm providing a sample, unfortunately Umbert's website doesn't appear to be up yet, so for now this may be all you get. But keep an eye open, I expect BIG things from little Umbert... after all, he is "the world's most lovable unborn bay (next to yours)!"