Calling All No Limit Soldiers and Cash Money Millionaires!
As you probably know, a Class 5 hurricane is preparing to rip New Orleans in half any minute now. Granted, we've been evacuating for several hours, but what about the ones left behind? I'm not talking about your run of the mill NOLA residents here, no way, I'm talking about the remaining members of the No Limit Records and Cash Money Records posses!
Sure, Master P has the money and connections to get himself out of this situation, and the same is true for the Big Tymers and Juvenile... but what about the bit players? What about the guys that make all of those records so great just by shouting, "UHHHH!" in the background or cleverly repeating the song's title, "E'er body shake it down, shake it down now!" These guys have neither the means nor connections to escape the coming disaster!
You may ask yourself, "who are these guys, and do I really care?" Well, let me ask you this. Do you want to live in a world without the likes of Mr. Serv-On? What about Mia X, Da Hot Spitta, Kne Kne, Big Ed, Skull Duggery, and so on? You may think some of those are hit or miss, but we can all agree on Kne Kne, can't we?
Sure, Master P has the money and connections to get himself out of this situation, and the same is true for the Big Tymers and Juvenile... but what about the bit players? What about the guys that make all of those records so great just by shouting, "UHHHH!" in the background or cleverly repeating the song's title, "E'er body shake it down, shake it down now!" These guys have neither the means nor connections to escape the coming disaster!
You may ask yourself, "who are these guys, and do I really care?" Well, let me ask you this. Do you want to live in a world without the likes of Mr. Serv-On? What about Mia X, Da Hot Spitta, Kne Kne, Big Ed, Skull Duggery, and so on? You may think some of those are hit or miss, but we can all agree on Kne Kne, can't we?
Brotha Lynch Hung Needs Your HelpSo, here's the plan. I stopped off at Wal-Mart last night (yes, I hate Wal-Mart, but desperate times call for desperate measures) and purchased every case of "water wings" in the store. Together, we'll hop aboard Glenn Salyer's plane, fly to the NOLA (New Orleans, LA, for you white folk) and begin dropping water wings on the projects. Soon, we will have managed to save the likes of Mo' B. Dick and Slim Cutta Calhoun from certain doom.
This is going to be a difficult job, people, but I know you're up to it. I'll be calling on the specially trained forces of David Rogers and his youth group; I know they'll see the importance of this mission. It won't be easy; some of you may not come back. But remember, this isn't about us, this is about Curren$y, Kingpin Skinny Pimp, and Steady Mobb'n. This is about Young Bleed, The Ghetto Twiinz, and E-A-Ski... this is about Soulja Slim, damnit!
This is going to be a difficult job, people, but I know you're up to it. I'll be calling on the specially trained forces of David Rogers and his youth group; I know they'll see the importance of this mission. It won't be easy; some of you may not come back. But remember, this isn't about us, this is about Curren$y, Kingpin Skinny Pimp, and Steady Mobb'n. This is about Young Bleed, The Ghetto Twiinz, and E-A-Ski... this is about Soulja Slim, damnit!
posted by Cory | 5:21 AM
1 Comments:
Wal-mart has those swimming pool noodles on sale for a dollar each. You can color the hurricane with hot pink and blue.
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