I wish that Lee Greenwood would write a song to express how proud I am to be a Kentuckian right now. Ladies and Gentleman, Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) made a top five list... the top five worst senators in America. Quite simply, if you voted for Jim Bunning, you're probably a jackass. I'm sure that not everyone that voted for the man is a jackass, but I knew entirely too many conservatives that just simply wouldn't vote for him to start making mass exclusions.

Thus, if you voted for Jim Bunning, you're almost certainly a jackass.

Really... there's just no excuse for that.