New Orleans is falling apart.

Of course, this shouldn't really come as a surprise to anyone. But I do have to ask, "where is our fearless leader?" Washington is being pretty quiet about the whole thing, meanwhile we have annoucements like, "don't touch floating dead bodies" coming from the LA Governor's office. I've been searching and searching, but I can't seem to find George anywhere near New Orleans.

Nope, not here, although this guy seems to be getting along fine without him.

Nope, not here either, although you've got to admit, this does look like the world's biggest game of tetris.

Hmm, oil everywhere! We must be getting closer, he has to be around here somewhere!

There he is! He's waaaay too busy to bother with the whole leader of the free world thing, he's got a hootenanny to host! Check it out, it's the official presidential guit-fiddle. I want one!