George Bush does not care about Galveston!

You may have heard recent weather developments suggesting that Karl Rove's storm machine is back in action today. We here at Blogjammin' have uncovered a secret government plan to destroy the great city of Galveston, Texas, arguably the only city in Texas worth saving. We must stop this man before he strikes again, stop him at all costs!

This fiendish plot was put into action once before. In the year 1900 the President McKinley Storm-O-Matic was tested on the tiny island community of Galveston and the results were more staggering than ever imagined.

The McKinley Machine served as a blueprint for the modern day Rove device.

Why is it, you ask, that the government is so determined to destroy Galveston? Well, it's simple really, tourism dollars! Located 50 miles south of Houston, Galveston regularly saps tourism dollars away from the home of the Astrodome. This has become a major thorn in the side of the powerful oil magnates that hold an iron grip on the economy of South Texas.

With thousands of "beautiful people" flocking to Galveston every year to soak up the sunshine and local color, Houston is left to deal with "hundreds of ugly, ugly people... you should see the beaches, it's awful (says an unidentified source in City Hall)."

Is there any way to save Galveston? The answer is a definite YES! The government actually has a secret weapon in storage developed exclusively for the purpose of saving the tiny island community in the event that a strong hurricane may arrive while various Houston dignitaries are on vacation... that weapon is known as Weapon G.

We were able to obtain a pair of photos of Weapon G. in it's holding pen in Southern California.


As you can see, this super soldier stands ready, arms crossed, face in a constant grimace. So why is it, with a storm speeding into Galveston as we speak, is Weapon G. still in custody? Is it possible that the same government that found itself so eager to drop the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki will not use a similar super weapon for the purpose of saving lives?

I ask you all to call your Senators and Congressmen and demand the use of Weapon G! Let them know that we know that it's out there and we will not sit idly by and allow another U.S. City to fall prey to storm damage! Demand the immediate dismantling of Rove's Storm Machine and release of Weapon G TODAY!

FREE WEAPON G!