The people at the Parents Television Council have been irritating me for quite some time now. In fact, Brent Bozell (head of the PTC) is going up on my ten most wanted list... whenever I actually make one.

These people desperately long to join forces with our old friends at MOVIEGUIDE and start some sort of unholy holy war against indecency. Well guess what, I LIKE INDECENCY! I'm not one bit interested in family values, I don't mind implied penguin mating, and if you take The Shield and Rescue Me off of MY television I'm going to be angry, very angry.

However, it's important to realize that these people are completely out of touch with reality. Just in case you feel that you need proof that they're completely nuts, here's a quote from a recent article on the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson:

Like the film The Aristocrats, which opened in theaters just a few days before, the Pamela Anderson roast featured a roster of mostly unknown comedians telling the same dirty jokes, each trying to be more shocking and outrageous than the last.

Now, let's check the list here, see who some of these "unknown comedians" in The Aristocrats might be:

Jason Alexander
Hank Azaria
Lewis Black
Drew Carey
George Carlin
Phyllis Diller
Whoopie Goldberg
Gilbert Gottfried
Eric Idle
Bill Maher
Chris Rock
Don Rickles
The Smothers Brothers
Jon Stewart
Robin Williams
Steven Wright

... who the hell are those guys anyway?