!!NEWSFLASH!!

President George Bush has announced that he will appoint a new FED Chairman sometime today! The selection process has been closely guarded, but Blogjammin' has managed to uncover the identity of the new puppet master of the American Economy. Our unidentified sources (cough, Scooter, cough) have uncovered a surprising new angle to American Economics being pushed by the Bush White House.

Ladies and gentlemen, FED Chairman, Michael Lesko!

Inside sources claim that the President is overjoyed with the selection. One top White House aid commented, "The president is thrilled to have Lesko on board. He just keeps pacing back and forth in the Oval Office squealing with delight at finally having brought The Riddler on board."

Other top advisors aren't so sure about Bush's decision. "He just keeps focusing on the television commercials. We've given him name after name of qualified applicants, but he just seems to be set on this guy," said an unnamed Washington source. In a statement released to Blogjammin the Bush Administration refused to confirm or deny the appointment of Lesko, further commenting, "Nor can we confirm or deny the Vice President's role as Mr. Freeze or the junior staff's new title of henchmen."