Tragedy has struck our small but loving group of friends as Larry Morton took his own life yesterday. Details are sketchy, but apparently Larry had stormed into what he thought to be my old apartment in a desperate attempt to reconcile things between Brent Brock and myself.

When he was informed that not only was he in the wrong apartment, but that we’d moved out over six years ago, Larry became irate and began screaming on and on about shampoo and Jada Pinkett Smith. Tragically, Larry decided to end his life as the officers approached.

Larry, you will be truly missed. I promise you that I will not let your dream die. Brent Brock, if you’re out there, let’s throw a kegger for Larry, whaddya say dude?