WIIIIITCH!!

You're not going to believe this. I mean really, you're really not going to believe this.

A teacher in Utah has been fired for being a witch.

I'm not kidding. Enjoy these snippets from the article:

The talk grew, with the cleaning staff saying that the classroom windows were covered with black paper and someone even claiming that Jensen "kept blood in the fridge."

Besides the statements about JenÂsen's actions at the training seminar, the minutes said: "She also believes in witchcraft and paints her windows in her classroom black. Halloween is her favorite holiday and she doesn't hide the fact she prefers the dark side."

Count this as yet another sign of the endtimes.