Most of you know that I get a great deal of my information, and subsequently a great deal of the stories featured here from Fark.com. For those of you that aren't regular readers, Fark is a daily collection of strange stories from around the globe, tagged with comical headlines and sometimes endless talkback threads.

Having said that, I try not to put too many Fark stories on Blogjammin' in one day, but today was an exception. This was just too bizarre to not bring to the masses.


Ok. I'm going to try to get through this without my head exploding. It seems that Lindsay Lohan spends the night with Bryan Adams, then wakes up to make breakfast, takes a shower and falls down the stairs slashing her leg with a broken tea cup.

Now, let's break this down...

Lindsay Lohan, super hot "it girl" and attention whore decides to shack up with BRYAN ADAMS for the evening and stays for breakfast. Now, I'm not making typo after typo, this isn't sexy troubadour Ryan Adams, this is over-the-hill Canadian Bryan Adams.

She then decides, mid-breakfast mind you, that she needs a shower. So to review, not only is she spending the night with BRYAN ADAMS, but it's no drunken accident, she's familiar enough with him and his home to grab some breakfast and take a shower before she leaves.

She then comes back down the stairs of BRYAN ADAMS' house, slips and lands on a now broken teacup, requiring ten stitches.


Maybe I just have an odd sense of humor, but I really do find this to be the most surreal and drop dead hilarious story of 2006 thus far. Bryan Adams is scoring barely legal movie stars and making waffles.

Bryan Adams is the man.

and Don Johnson has 8 billion dollars.