You are hereby invited to the wedding of George H.W. Bush and William Jefferson Clinton!

Honestly, at this point would anyone be that surprised to hear that statement in the daily White House press briefings? The fact of the matter is that these two have gotten closer than Alexander and Hephaistion after one too many in the bath house. The only question then becomes is Bill turning into Little George's new brother or that cool step-dad that lets him sneak a beer and a smoke behind the shed when Barb isn't looking?

(Oh, and I did see the opening for a Brokeback Mountain joke, but come on, aren't those played out by now?)

Personally, I think that this could work out quite nicely for George Junior. At this point President Bush has made fewer wise career moves than Balthazar Getty at Scores, surely he could use some fresh new advice... and if anyone knows a thing or two about Scores it's Uncle Bill. Aside from the fundraising and child rearing, just think of the implications this coupling could have on future generations of politicians!

The Byrd-Stevens Coalition for better bridges to the future!

The Kerry-McCain Illegitimate Children with Fraudulent War Wounds Association of America.

The Rice-Obama Committee Against Running for President (disbanding in 2008).

Several major news sources (US Weekly, People, The Weekly World News) are reporting that the Fox Network is in talks with the two former Presidents to star in their very own reality series to air this fall. Apparently the new series, "World Leader Island," will pit various world leaders against one another in endurance challenges to decide once and for all which nation has the most BADASSSSS Leaders! Former leaders Helmut Kohl, John Major and the ghost of Francois Mitterrand have already signed on to represent their nations.

So, it is with great bi-partisan fervor that I celebrate our new first couple. Congratulations Presidents Bush and Clinton, and here's to a happy and healthy life!