The White House, apparently growing tired of all of the overwhelmingly positive press that spy scandals, rumors of corruption and the Iraq War brings has decided to serve the American people a heaping tablespoon of "go to hell."

Yesterday's USA Today reported that the Bush Administration was slowing the release of critical documents surrounding the ill-fated response to Hurricane Katrina, and in some cases hiding information. Conspiracy theorists worldwide have already begun spinning this into a story of intrigue, one of malicious intent, one with racial and economic undertones that could tear down the administration and cast an immense shadow on American Domestic Policy.

... but I know the truth.

The truth is this... after Michael Brown's removal as director of the FEMA the White House did not immediately move on to current director Joe Allbaugh. There was a short period of time where a new director was appointed, one that shook the levels of FEMA to the core. His radical stylings proved too much for the Bush Administration and he was quickly removed from his post, but only he knew the truth... that Katrina was an elaborate trap set by our enemies, one that we fell into.


If only we'd listened to you, brave Admiral Ackbar... if only.