Ben Roethlisberger likes beards.

Ben Roethlisberger likes to drink.

But most of all, Ben Roethlisberger likes the ladies.

Now, I'm not saying that these women are unattractive, but come on. If you're Ben-freaking-Roethlisbeger surely you can do better. Now maybe it's because he's very obviously the most heavily intoxicated man on the planet in these pictures. Perhaps it's because the women in Pittsburgh are so damn hideous that these are the cream of the crop. Or maybe it's because secretly all of the uber-hot women in the city know what a loser "Big Ben" actually is and steer clear of him.

Either way, I present you with photographic images of a jackass gettin' jacky in what looks like someone's basement. Wow, way to go superstud.

Special thanks to Greg for sending this my way.