My god, what have I come to... I'm stealing info from the Drudge Report.

However, for those of you that are having your minds twisted into a frenzy over the illegal debate, allow me to add this. The latest scandal to rock the sky-is-falling crowd is the outrage over the SPANISH VERSION OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!! How could they, how COULD they do something so horrible?

Well, guess what, in 1919 the United States government comissioned a Spanish version of the Star Spangled Banner. Of course, it was during the dreaded Woodrow Wilson Administration... and as President Wilson once said, "The seed of revolution is repression."

It should also be noted that four different versions of the National Anthem appear in Spanish on the State Department's official website.

Keep trying guys... there's obviously outrage to spare.