Dear Lord, thank you for Georgia.

If the debate over evolution is just entirely too grounded in reality for your tastes, allow me to introduce to you Georgia State Representative, Ben Bridges.

Rep. Bridges would like you to know that aside from the obviously false teachings of evolution, you should also be aware that secular progressives are teaching your children a whole host of other anti-Christian "facts."

For example, did you know that schools are indoctrinating our kids with such liberal lies as "the earth orbits the sun" and "the earth rotates on its axis?"

These monsters will not rest until they've destroyed the minds of our youth! Thank God we have patriots like Ben Bridges to show us the way.