Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There oughta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

(Aww son)

That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk