Betcha Jeb Bush is running for President. I betcha. Who wants to bet me? I betcha he wins too. The American people may not vote for him, but as long as the Diebold Machines do then he should be in fine shape. That's alright, I always wanted a royal family anyway. Besides, someone has to hold the office until Jenna and Barbara are old enough to run.

Speaking of running for president, Hillary is. We all know that much for certain. Unfortunately, she's been alienating the leftists in her party for months now... until today. Apparently someone told Senator Clinton that she was in danger of "Nadering" the 2008 election, so she decided to throw a bone to the left... a really juicy bone with what appears to be some meat left on the tips... and is that STEAK SAUCE!?

Of course, it may be too little too late for Senator Clinton as the Daily Kos poll at the bottom of the article still managed to rake in 10% for "God I hate that bitch."