I don't know about you guys, but I'm glad to know that the Democrats and Republicans in the U.S. Senate are looking out for me. They work tirelessly to ensure my safety, keep up my way of life, and promote the American Dream, all that they ask is that I trust them.

Which is why I'm happy to say that with New Orleans under water, another Category 4 storm headed strong for the Gulf Coast, Osama Bin Laden and the Anthrax terrorist still on the loose and the Tony Danza show still on the air our elected officials have decided to tackle the real issues.